I follow everyone back!
i have two moods:
1. everybody get the fuck away from me
2. someone come over and cuddle and watch movies with me
there is no in between
Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
Elizabeth Taylor in BUtterfield 8 (1960)
"A book for jotting your ideas down while on LSD"